Sun Of A Beach Pun

sun of a beach pun

Some Cool Beach Products:

Zazzle Beach Products

 

12 Beach House Names:

1. Waite ‘n Sea

2. Looney Dunes

3. Sol Mate

4. Slo-n-EZ

5. Southern Exposure

6. See Pointe

7. Shore Enuff

8. Beach Nuts

9. Legal Ease

10. Beachy Keen

11. Decks 2 Sea (gotta say that one out loud)

12. Dune Out Thing

 

Wanna Sea Some More Beach Puns?

oceanWhy don’t oysters give to charity?  Because they are shellfish.

What does a mermaid wear to math class?  An Algae-bra.
Where do shrimp go to borrow money?  The prawn broker.
What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?  Nothing, it just waved.
What is a blue whale’s favorite Bond movie?  A license to Krill.
What did one tide-pool say to the other tide-pool?  Show me your mussels.
Did you hear about the restaurant that only caters to dolphins?  It only has one customer but at least it serves a porpoise.
What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?  The Codfather.