Some of our favorite puns about Romaine lettuce

People can actually say that eating cake is healthier than eating lettuce

Got any vegetable jokes? Lettuce know.

News Report: There is a temporary ban on eating Romaine lettuce.
Me: I get it, never eat salad again.

Q: What is a Honeymoon Salad?
A: Lettuce alone, with no dressing!

Q: What do you do with an epileptic lettuce?
A: Make a seizure salad.

EColi Pun

Romaine Lettuce Pun

Blame it on the Romaine