It took Harry Potter 7 long books to catch the bad guy.  It only took Scooby Doo 25 minutes.

This year for Halloween, I’m going as Scooby Doo and run around the neighborhood taking people’s masks off.

Scooby Joke

An Englishman, A Scotsman and an Irishman go for a job at the pet store.  The interviewer tells them all that they can have the job if they can sing a song that includes a dog in the lyrics.

The Englishman sings, “How much is that doggie in the window…”
The Scotsman sings, “You ain’t nothing but a hound dog…”
The Irishman sings, “Strangers in the night… Scooby Doo be Doo be Doo…”

My life is a bit like an episode of Scooby Doo.  It’s so boring that I spend a lot of time running in and out of doors in my hallway.