Puns about animals

Below is a collection of animal puns and animal pun pics I have found on the web over the years. Some were submitted by readers.

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1A dog gave birth to puppies on the side of the road, dog was ticketed for litteringno
2a melon collie dog Feeling a little melon-collie?yes
3It's ok that it's raining cats and dogs, as long as it doesn't rein deerno
4A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motionno
5Calves take well to bottle feeding because one nipple is as good as the udderno
6Best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line
75000 hares escaped from the zoo, police are combing the areano
8What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurusno
9I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie everno
10Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tieno
11a shark with a loose canine no
12All the waterfowl kept their eyes closed, except of the Peking Duckno
13Somebody was running a flea circus until the dog came along and stole the showno
14Bugs have very diverse religious views because they are all in-sectsno
15The termite with the toothache walks into a bar and asks, "is the bar tender here?no
16If multiple horses form a circle, are they considered to be equine-distant from the center?no
17How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit? You-neek up on itno
18That is otter non-sense.no
19Bear: I built this with my bear hands.no
20This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"no
21This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies "Really? You have a drink named Steve?!"no
22This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says,"What'll ya have..." The seal says, "Anything but a Canadian Club...no
23A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you." "Why not?" asks the snake. The bartender says, "Because you can't hold your liquor..."no
24Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy...no
25A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat when he came across two men; one was sitting under a tree reading a book while the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him proving even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.no
26Lion pun Yes

If you have a favorite animal pun, please comment below and I will add to our library of animal puns